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November 10, 2004
Sorry Everybody.com
For those of you that haven't seen it, check out Sorry Everybody.com. It made me sick. Why does "1/2 of America" feel the need to apologize to the rest of the world? And if Bush being prez is such a terrible thing that they feel the need to apologize, why the fuck does the rest of the world matter? Shouldn't they be saying......."Sorry, the 51% of you that voted for Bush?"......"Sorry America, we tried."...? How about, "Sorry, gay people, I wanted you to get married."......"Sorry pregnant girl, I wanted you to have an abortion."....No? Oh, its a better idea to let the rest of the world know that we are sorry. I get it. Wait, I don't....
Maybe it's because Dubya has a plan to take over the whole world and destroy it. Yeah, thats probably right.
Why is it so neccessary for our country to have acceptance from the rest of the world? And I'm not just talking about this. We have acceptance of all the other countries. We accept any motherfucker that crosses our borders. That should be enough to let them know that we are the best. I don't see people flocking to other countries for freedom.....
My favorite statement on this site is: "And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't." Don't speak on my behalf. I'm not fucking sorry. But if I do become sorry I will be sure to scribble it on a piece of paper and post my patetic ass picture on sorryeverybody.com. I wonder what people in other countries are doing when they read this?
"eraerh poijpioj iiiiwpwjpt[l;ttniht"
translation
"Awww, they ARE sorry. That makes me feel better."
Probably not.
This picture is right above "And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't." At least keep your story straight...
Holy shit, Dude. That would be Fucking AWESOME!!! Please get the fuck out of here.
In the time she spent writing "sorry" she could have been out buying things to fix that terrible Bush economy.
Well, at least Jesus is sorry. What? Everyone in the world doesn't worship
Jesus? Shit....
I didn't like either candidate, and, know what? I would probably think Sorry Everyone.com was a load of shit even if John Ketchup had gotten elected and this was on there in 2008....
But I would probably laugh first.
But since they are American, these people are free to make this dumbass web site, and I am free to bitch about it. Thats the beauty of it all.
America is still the best.
Posted by chris at November 10, 2004 11:24 AM
Comments
The winners strike back with a sense of humor at http://www.sorryeverybodymyass.com
It just came online, but is a well-written parody of the original site.
Posted by: Roger at November 12, 2004 12:35 PM